nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

image

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unshaped:

June is so out the door

unshaped:

June is so out the door

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)